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http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/19/1974.asp UK Report Shows Only 2 Percent of Accidents Caused by Speeding UK Department for Transport report shows only two percent of accidents among drivers over 25 are caused by exceeding the speed limit. <...> The report showed that even among the youngest...

Just had the misfortune of watching a GEICO commercial and I have to ask: doesn't Peter Frampton have enough money with put having to shill for a crappy auto insurance company? BTW, the ad or Frampton's appearance in it will not influence my decision on car insurance; I wouldn't use GEICO on a...

Those new LED overheads you are using on your cars are TOO DAMN BRIGHT!!!! I encountered two instances tonight where I was approaching police cars stopped with the disco lights going. THe first one was as I was exiting I-95 at exit 29 and there was a truck that had broken down in the middle...

Received one of those "gas boycott," e-mails today in the in-box (reproduced below for your reading displeasure (with the "forward this to x number of people," and other nonsense snipped) if you are so inclined). Some points that whomever authored this missed: 1. Exxon and Mobil merged in 1998...

Ref:http://publicbroadcasting.net/wabe/news.newsmain?action=article&ARTICLE_ID=1275021&sectionID=1 Don't people ever learn? "I didn't want to hurt them, I only wanted to kill them." - David Berkowitz

Dood on another message board told me Australia is really cracking down on cell-drivers and that bumper sticker is seen a lot.

Caught it on my way home from work today... http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=7859094 I did email and suggest as a possible follow up that the reporter mention the documented increase in rear-enders at RLC intersections, and also directed her towards the NMA web site if she...

Poor little simple man. But one really can't blame Bush for what he reads, for he doesn't understand it. I blame his staff for not informing him America has been a petroleum based society for the past, oh, say, 100 years, and HE is the one perpetuating instability in other parts of the...

Stupid liberals. Do they really think anyone gives a flying **** if they have a baby on board? Anyone stupid enough to put one of those signs in their car window deserves to be exterminated.

via fark.com: http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/editorial/story.html?id=02ba28f0-86a5-4250-9bd2-d1c2ae606a5b&p=2 Discusses how safety has increased with higher speed limits, etc and so forth. Old hat for this group but rare in the media. "The preponderance of evidence, as opposed to...

http://www.thenewspaper.com/rlc/docs/2008/fl-orban.pdf Running a red light can cause severe traffic crashes especially when one vehicle runs into the side of another. Red light cameras photograph violators who are sent traffic tickets by mail. Intuitively, cameras appear to be a good idea....

http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/may/17/cops-gone-wild/print/ "The nation's capital is recovering from a week of cops running wild Every year on May 15, National Peace Officers Memorial Day is celebrated in Washington. During this week, thousands of police drive their squad cars across the...

Anybody see this? Cop pulls over a guy for a broken windshield, of course he has no license. While the cop is going about his business, I happened to look away from the TV for a second.... We hear this lockup of some tires, and another car plows into a bicyclist who apparently veered out into...

That's the new T-shirt of a series that could change the world. Well, first you gotta know who the dinosaur is, but I can tell you he's BIG, STUPID and REFUSES TO EVOLVE. He may look like this... http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/dino/Dinosaur-Giganotosaurus_carolinii-Illust.jpg Or he may look...

Back when we were doing a lot of traveling (NOT interstates) in the midwest and east, every once on a while we would see a large official sign by the side of the main road proclaiming EMERGENCY VEHICLE. There would be some sort of cutout or dirt road leading to some unknown destination, and ...

Funny how some people spend a good amount of energy trying to discount global warming. However, let's assume global warming does not exist. Everyone! There is absolutely nothing wrong with conservation and preventing pollution. Even if you don't believe in pollution. The true problem that...