Spdloader wrote:
> "Kate" > wrote in message
> . ..
>> "Spdloader" > wrote
>>
>> Dang Kate.
>> ahem. Do you have a sister?
>>
>> Spdloader
>>
>> Geeze mo-neeze! Haven't you learned ANYTHING yet?
>>
>> Actually I do have a half sister, but she's fatter than me, and a witch
>> with
>> a capital B... we won't go into her drinking problem.
>> She doesn't shoot, doesn't Jeep and has a mouth on her that makes you just
>> want to slap her sometimes. I do like her though, sometimes.
>>
>> You're better off right where you are.
>>
>> K.
>>
> I have a new license plate on my truck that says: "My next wife will be
> normal".
>
> How long do ya'll think I'll be looking?
>
> Spdloader

Well, given that normal would imply "like the rest of them" probably not
too long if you can handle the normal range of irrational psychotic
behavior endemic of the breed.

.....if she liked Jeeps, it might help, but then all Jeep owners are nuts.