>I read this one today and immediately thought of Jan and Kidd:
>
>Florida Girls...
>
>Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
>wives duties.
>The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told
>his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
>done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day
>he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
>
>The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he had given
>his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
>cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
>next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
>were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
>The third man had married a Florida girl. He boasted that he told her that
>her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
>laundry done and hot meals on the table every night. He said the first day
>he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the
>third day...most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
>of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher,
>and telephone a landscaper.


BINGO!
Damn, that's good! LOL
Good job Neil.

Kidd
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A
northern fairytale starts out "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale starts
with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this ****..."