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I fixed an asshole tailgater
> wrote in message news >I was driving down a rural gravel road last week, after dark, and I > was looking for a driveway that is hard to find in the dark since it > just goes up an incline into a farm field, and nothing as far as the > house is visible from the road. I am not driving excessively slow, > but not rushing either, since I got to watch for the driveway. I am > near my destination, when some asshole pulls up right on my bumper > with his brights and his spot lights turned on. I was literally > blinded, even after flipping my mirrors, so I cant see anything, much > less the driveway I am looking for. There was no other traffic, so I > slowed down, figuring the ahole would pass me. No, he just got closer > and stayed right on my ass. I pulled over onto the shoulder, but > there is not much of a shoulder, so I was only halfway off the road. > The ****er still stayed behind me, even after I almost stopped. By > this time I had enough. I put my foot to the floor and spun out, > tossing gravel all over the ****ers vehicle. By this time I am pretty > sure I passed the driveway I was looking for, and the son of a bitch > is still right on my ass. I got my truck up to 60, and knowing my > rear bumper is a piece of heavy I-Beam, I was ready to get rear ended, > and not too worried about it. This cocksucker still stayed right on > my ass. With this ****er less than 6 feet from my bumper, I locked up > the brakes and headed toward the shoulder at the same time. Then I > let the gravel pull me toward the center of the road, and ended up in > the other lane, facing the opposite direction. (I have practiced this > manuver). I stopped the spin just in time to watch this dumb **** > assrider go into the ditch, and took pleasure as his headlights > smashed against the other side of the ditch, and went dark. I slowed > down just enough to see this ass**** get out of his car, cussing like > a madman. I decided to play it cool, and I yelled to the guy "you > alright?", as I stopped my truck. He starts yelling "what the **** is > wrong with you, #%$&^#! etc etc." I yelled back, "you mean you didn't > see that huge deer that ran in front of me, I guess you must have been > driving too close to my bumper to see it". "geezzz, I just barely > missed it.... Then I yelled "I'll send a cop for you if I run across > one". > Then I drove away. laughing my ass off !!! I ended up 3 miles past > the driveway I wanted because of this ****head, but it was worth the > fun of crashing the ****er. > > I think this ass****er may have learned a lesson !!!! (or maybe not, > the guy looked like a total idiot). > I used to do the same thing just hit the brakes when I was in a company van or car. 99% of the time it worked especially when they see the company logo and know that you do not gave a crap if the car gets rear-ended since it's not mine. |
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