Any Dune Buggy gurus out there?

On Sep 2, 1:59�pm, Project Magnet #1 > wrote:
> wrote:
> > On Sep 1, 11:03 pm, Leopold Stotch > wrote:
>
> >> If there is one man that could make a Dune Buggy out of Bondo it's
> >> Mario, The Bondo Bandito. Starting with nothing but a set of rims and
> >> tires, Mario could whittle you a Dune Buggy out of pure, 100%, Grade A
> >> Bondo in no time flat. Making the case, crank, pistons and cylinders out
> >> of Bondo is something that no other Bondo Slinger in the world could
> >> tackle, but for Mario it's just another day on the job.- Hide quoted text -
>
> > I'll bet sherry is made out of bondo also.
>
> They make inflatable bondo???

If I could build a woman out of bondo she would be 3 1/2 feet tall
with a flat head.

wrote:
> On Sep 2, 1:59�pm, Project Magnet #1 > wrote:
>> wrote:
>>> On Sep 1, 11:03 pm, Leopold Stotch > wrote:
>>>> If there is one man that could make a Dune Buggy out of Bondo it's
>>>> Mario, The Bondo Bandito. Starting with nothing but a set of rims and
>>>> tires, Mario could whittle you a Dune Buggy out of pure, 100%, Grade A
>>>> Bondo in no time flat. Making the case, crank, pistons and cylinders out
>>>> of Bondo is something that no other Bondo Slinger in the world could
>>>> tackle, but for Mario it's just another day on the job.- Hide quoted text -
>>> I'll bet sherry is made out of bondo also.
>> They make inflatable bondo???
>
> If I could build a woman out of bondo she would be 3 1/2 feet tall
> with a flat head.

So you'd have a place to set the can of bondo

On Sep 5, 6:19*am, Project Magnet #1 > wrote:
> wrote:
> > On Sep 2, 1:59 pm, Project Magnet #1 > wrote:
> >> wrote:
> >>> On Sep 1, 11:03 pm, Leopold Stotch > wrote:
> >>>> If there is one man that could make a Dune Buggy out of Bondo it's
> >>>> Mario, The Bondo Bandito. Starting with nothing but a set of rims and
> >>>> tires, Mario could whittle you a Dune Buggy out of pure, 100%, Grade A
> >>>> Bondo in no time flat. Making the case, crank, pistons and cylinders out
> >>>> of Bondo is something that no other Bondo Slinger in the world could
> >>>> tackle, but for Mario it's just another day on the job.- Hide quoted text -
> >>> I'll bet sherry is made out of bondo also.
> >> They make inflatable bondo???
>
> > If I could build a woman out of bondo she would be 3 1/2 feet tall
> > with a flat head.
>
> So you'd have a place to set the can of bondo

So he would have a twin.

Project Magnet #1 wrote:
> wrote:
>> On Sep 2, 1:59�pm, Project Magnet #1 > wrote:
>>> wrote:
>>>> On Sep 1, 11:03 pm, Leopold Stotch > wrote:
>>>>> If there is one man that could make a Dune Buggy out of Bondo it's
>>>>> Mario, The Bondo Bandito. Starting with nothing but a set of rims and
>>>>> tires, Mario could whittle you a Dune Buggy out of pure, 100%, Grade A
>>>>> Bondo in no time flat. Making the case, crank, pistons and
>>>>> cylinders out
>>>>> of Bondo is something that no other Bondo Slinger in the world could
>>>>> tackle, but for Mario it's just another day on the job.- Hide
>>>>> quoted text -
>>>> I'll bet sherry is made out of bondo also.
>>> They make inflatable bondo???
>>
>> If I could build a woman out of bondo she would be 3 1/2 feet tall
>> with a flat head.
>
> So you'd have a place to set the can of bondo
>

HA! Good one!

On Sep 5, 8:19*am, Project Magnet #1 > wrote:
> wrote:
> > On Sep 2, 1:59 pm, Project Magnet #1 > wrote:
> >> wrote:
> >>> On Sep 1, 11:03 pm, Leopold Stotch > wrote:
> >>>> If there is one man that could make a Dune Buggy out of Bondo it's
> >>>> Mario, The Bondo Bandito. Starting with nothing but a set of rims and
> >>>> tires, Mario could whittle you a Dune Buggy out of pure, 100%, Grade A
> >>>> Bondo in no time flat. Making the case, crank, pistons and cylinders out
> >>>> of Bondo is something that no other Bondo Slinger in the world could
> >>>> tackle, but for Mario it's just another day on the job.- Hide quoted text -
> >>> I'll bet sherry is made out of bondo also.
> >> They make inflatable bondo???
>
> > If I could build a woman out of bondo she would be 3 1/2 feet tall
> > with a flat head.
>
> So you'd have a place to set the can of bondo

heh heh
Trying not to get involved in the ****-slinging here, but THAT IS
FUNNY. hahaha!

"Shag" > wrote in message
...
>heh heh
>Trying not to get involved in the ****-slinging here, but THAT IS
>FUNNY. hahaha!

You're getting soft in your old age!

I was out working the pasture this morning and for some reason I
Mario came to mind. After a few seconds I could smell something bad.
Hell, wasn't Mario after all but a fresh pile of ****. Close enough.

Randy

On Sep 7, 3:44�pm, wrote:
> I was out working the pasture this morning and for some reason I
> Mario came to mind. �After a few seconds I could smell something bad.
> Hell, wasn't Mario after all but a fresh pile of ****. �Close enough.
>
> Randy

I'm sure it was your own breath from all the **** you keep talking.

it seems like the only thing that ever comes out of your mouth.

On Sep 7, 3:43*pm, " > wrote:
> I'm sure it was your own breath from all the **** you keep talking.
>
> it seems like the only thing that ever comes out of your mouth.

Wow, that was a real good come back there bondo boy.

You're right. I was being totally unfair. To the ****.

Randy

On Sep 7, 3:43*pm, " > wrote:
> On Sep 7, 3:44 pm, wrote:
>
> > I was out working the pasture this morning and for some reason I
> > Mario came to mind. After a few seconds I could smell something bad.
> > Hell, wasn't Mario after all but a fresh pile of ****. Close enough.
>
> > Randy
>
> I'm sure it was your own breath from all the **** you keep talking.
>
> it seems like the only thing that ever comes out of your mouth.

And quit leaving your brains all over my pastures.
That's just rude and ruins the animals appetites.
And you can't spare any more brain cells.