Screw The House! Save the Car!

Thus spake NoOp > :

>On May 16, 10:33*am, Brent > wrote:
>> On 2011-05-16, NoOp > wrote:
>>
>> > You gotta love this guy!
>>
>> >http://www.ridelust.com/porsche-owne...od/#more-80712
>>
>> It's easier to move the car than the house.
>>
>> Surprised he didn't find a way to put it on that large second story
>> deck.
>
>I'd love to hear the post-event conversation with his wife.
>
>Wife: Honey, were you able to save any of our cherished possessions?
>
>Husband: Yes, dear.
>
>Wife: Our old family photos, my wedding dress, my great, great grand
>mother's antique china set, my jewellery...?
>
>Husband: Ahhh... I forgot about those things.... but I did save my
>Porsche!
>
>CLUNK! <sound of frying pan hitting his head>
>
>Patrick
>

The last thing the guy ever hears.

Wife: How the hell do you reload this damn thing. Oh, this thingy.
--

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