OT My New Car

I just got my new Ford 2006 Mustang, and returned to the dealer the
next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this! He said, Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued....and "On the Road Again" came from the
speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a kid with a monster stereo ran a red light and nearly
creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A##HOLES!"
I yelled.....

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums
and Bill Clinton on sax....

I LOVE this car ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Spike
1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40
16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial
225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.

"When the time comes to lay down my life for my country,
I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it."
-JFK Inaugural Address

Boo.

Around 8/2/2005 7:25 PM, Spike wrote:

> I just got my new Ford 2006 Mustang, and returned to the dealer the
> next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
> The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
>
> "Watch this! He said, Nelson!"
>
> The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>
> "Willie!" He continued....and "On the Road Again" came from the
> speakers.
>
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
> "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
> "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>
> One day, a kid with a monster stereo ran a red light and nearly
> creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A##HOLES!"
> I yelled.....

Doin' good up to this point, but the ending needs some work...


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Even Jay Leno bombs once in a while... and he gets paid the BIG
bucks....

On Tue, 02 Aug 2005 21:44:01 -0700, Garth Almgren >
wrote:

>Around 8/2/2005 7:25 PM, Spike wrote:
>
>> I just got my new Ford 2006 Mustang, and returned to the dealer the
>> next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
>> The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
>>
>> "Watch this! He said, Nelson!"
>>
>> The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>>
>> "Willie!" He continued....and "On the Road Again" came from the
>> speakers.
>>
>> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
>> "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
>> "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>>
>> One day, a kid with a monster stereo ran a red light and nearly
>> creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A##HOLES!"
>> I yelled.....
>
>Doin' good up to this point, but the ending needs some work...

Spike
1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40
16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial
225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.

"When the time comes to lay down my life for my country,
I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it."
-JFK Inaugural Address

"Garth Almgren" > wrote in message
...
> Around 8/2/2005 7:25 PM, Spike wrote:
>
>> I just got my new Ford 2006 Mustang, and returned to the dealer the
>> next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
>> The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
>>
>> "Watch this! He said, Nelson!"
>>
>> The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>>
>> "Willie!" He continued....and "On the Road Again" came from the
>> speakers.
>>
>> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
>> "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
>> "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>>
>> One day, a kid with a monster stereo ran a red light and nearly
>> creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A##HOLES!"
>> I yelled.....
>
> Doin' good up to this point, but the ending needs some work...
amen there brother,
let me have sometime with this and i'm sure i can find a much better ending
to it.
think G.W. & D.C. and several others Dixiecrats....
Defiant
>
>
> --
> / Garth - '83 GL V6stang Hatch <Former MW #7> \
> | My V6stang: http://www.v6stang.com/v6stang |
> | RAMFM Merchandise: http://www.cafeshops.com/ramfm |
> \ Mail for secure reply information /

100% on target!

"Spike" > wrote in message
...
>I just got my new Ford 2006 Mustang, and returned to the dealer the
> next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
> The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
>
> "Watch this! He said, Nelson!"
>
> The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>
> "Willie!" He continued....and "On the Road Again" came from the
> speakers.
>
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
> "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
> "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>
> One day, a kid with a monster stereo ran a red light and nearly
> creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A##HOLES!"
> I yelled.....
>
> The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
> Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums
> and Bill Clinton on sax....
>
> I LOVE this car ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
>
> Spike
> 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
> Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40
> 16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial
> 225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.
>
> "When the time comes to lay down my life for my country,
> I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it."
> -JFK Inaugural Address

"Spike" > wrote in message
...
>I just got my new Ford 2006 Mustang, and returned to the dealer the
> next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
> The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
>
> "Watch this! He said, Nelson!"
>
> The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>
> "Willie!" He continued....and "On the Road Again" came from the
> speakers.
>
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
> "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
> "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>
> One day, a kid with a monster stereo ran a red light and nearly
> creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A##HOLES!"
> I yelled.....
>
> The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
> Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums
> and Bill Clinton on sax....
>
> I LOVE this car ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
>
> Spike
> 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
> Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40
> 16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial
> 225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.
>
> "When the time comes to lay down my life for my country,
> I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it."
> -JFK Inaugural Address


Not another Republican! What's next, a Christian? Oh wait....... same thing.
Heheheh

Can you retards leave your 'tastes great-less filling', 'north vs
south' , 'faggot democrat - tough republican' somewhere else. Some of us
come here to read about MUSTANGS.

Thats ****ing it. I am finding Hurc and getting him a news account
somewhere.


Spike wrote:

> I just got my new Ford 2006 Mustang, and returned to the dealer the
> next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
> The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
>
> "Watch this! He said, Nelson!"
>
> The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>
> "Willie!" He continued....and "On the Road Again" came from the
> speakers.
>
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
> "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
> "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>
> One day, a kid with a monster stereo ran a red light and nearly
> creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A##HOLES!"
> I yelled.....
>
> The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
> Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums
> and Bill Clinton on sax....
>
> I LOVE this car ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
>
> Spike
> 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
> Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40
> 16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial
> 225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.
>
> "When the time comes to lay down my life for my country,
> I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it."
> -JFK Inaugural Address

wrote:

>
> Can you retards leave your 'tastes great-less filling', 'north vs
> south' , 'faggot democrat - tough republican' somewhere else. Some of us
> come here to read about MUSTANGS.
>
> Thats ****ing it. I am finding Hurc and getting him a news account
> somewhere.
LOFLRH
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you foctard

No, actually an independent agnostic.

On Thu, 4 Aug 2005 17:19:11 -0500, "Brian" > wrote:

>
>"Spike" > wrote in message
.. .
>>I just got my new Ford 2006 Mustang, and returned to the dealer the
>> next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
>> The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
>>
>> "Watch this! He said, Nelson!"
>>
>> The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>>
>> "Willie!" He continued....and "On the Road Again" came from the
>> speakers.
>>
>> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
>> "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
>> "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>>
>> One day, a kid with a monster stereo ran a red light and nearly
>> creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A##HOLES!"
>> I yelled.....
>>
>> The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
>> Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums
>> and Bill Clinton on sax....
>>
>> I LOVE this car ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
>>
>> Spike
>> 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
>> Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40
>> 16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial
>> 225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.
>>
>> "When the time comes to lay down my life for my country,
>> I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it."
>> -JFK Inaugural Address
>
>
>Not another Republican! What's next, a Christian? Oh wait....... same thing.
>Heheheh
>

Spike
1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40
16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial
225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.

"When the time comes to lay down my life for my country,
I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it."
-JFK Inaugural Address