2008 Cadillac CTS - Crystal Red Tintcoat - 'stack'

Have you seen the TV ads where the gal is driving a new CTS and asks "When
you turn your car on, does it turn you on?".

Well here's the thing about truth in advertising. She's right. It did turn
me on.

But for all the wrong reasons.

In this picture you can clearly see that the car is sort of "touchy feely".
The stack (as they're calling it today) is rubbing my right leg.
Passionately.

I got a world class HO.

Same thing on my left leg. The footwell of this car is best described as
'cozy'.

Regrettably with the erection I had I couldn't drive the car to its
potential and had to tell the nice salesman that I wanted to go back to the
dealership and have a cigarette after driving only 2 blocks. "I gotta get
outta this thing" I told him as my mind's eye flashed on the spokesmodel.
I'da done her in the parking lot.

So much for the Cadillac. Nice car, other than that. Did everything as
advertised. Ran like a scalded ape. Handled as well as the BMW 530i I
drove yesterday. Really terrific car. They ought to advertise it as a
replacement for Viagra. Boners galore.
--
Paddy's Pig

PS - For all you guys back east & up north --- note my bare knee. We're
still wearing tennis shorts in sunny Southern Cal. Eat your hearts out
guys. The snow shovel's in the garage.

Have you thought of doing road tests for a living, Pat? You might have to
learn to lose the arousals but they'd make interesting reading. Now I'm not
sure I dare test drive a CTS...I quit smoking a long time ago and don't want
to have to start again. :-))

max

"Paddy's Pig" > wrote in message
...
> Have you seen the TV ads where the gal is driving a new CTS and asks "When
> you turn your car on, does it turn you on?".
>
> Well here's the thing about truth in advertising. She's right. It did
> turn me on.
>
> But for all the wrong reasons.
>
> In this picture you can clearly see that the car is sort of "touchy
> feely". The stack (as they're calling it today) is rubbing my right leg.
> Passionately.
>
> I got a world class HO.
>
> Same thing on my left leg. The footwell of this car is best described as
> 'cozy'.
>
> Regrettably with the erection I had I couldn't drive the car to its
> potential and had to tell the nice salesman that I wanted to go back to
> the dealership and have a cigarette after driving only 2 blocks. "I gotta
> get outta this thing" I told him as my mind's eye flashed on the
> spokesmodel. I'da done her in the parking lot.
>
> So much for the Cadillac. Nice car, other than that. Did everything as
> advertised. Ran like a scalded ape. Handled as well as the BMW 530i I
> drove yesterday. Really terrific car. They ought to advertise it as a
> replacement for Viagra. Boners galore.
> --
> Paddy's Pig
>
> PS - For all you guys back east & up north --- note my bare knee. We're
> still wearing tennis shorts in sunny Southern Cal. Eat your hearts out
> guys. The snow shovel's in the garage.
>
>
>
>
>
>

So she's well stacked but won't give you room to breathe? I know the type.
She prolly just wanted your money anyhow.


--
Z~


On 14-Dec-2007, "Paddy's Pig" > wrote:

> Have you seen the TV ads where the gal is driving a new CTS and asks "When
> you turn your car on, does it turn you on?".
>
> Well here's the thing about truth in advertising. She's right. It did
> turn
> me on.
>
> But for all the wrong reasons.
>
> In this picture you can clearly see that the car is sort of "touchy
> feely".
> The stack (as they're calling it today) is rubbing my right leg.
> Passionately.
>
> I got a world class HO.
>
> Same thing on my left leg. The footwell of this car is best described as
> 'cozy'.
>
> Regrettably with the erection I had I couldn't drive the car to its
> potential and had to tell the nice salesman that I wanted to go back to
> the
> dealership and have a cigarette after driving only 2 blocks. "I gotta get
>
> outta this thing" I told him as my mind's eye flashed on the spokesmodel.
> I'da done her in the parking lot.
>
> So much for the Cadillac. Nice car, other than that. Did everything as
> advertised. Ran like a scalded ape. Handled as well as the BMW 530i I
> drove yesterday. Really terrific car. They ought to advertise it as a
> replacement for Viagra. Boners galore.
> --
> Paddy's Pig
>
> PS - For all you guys back east & up north --- note my bare knee. We're
> still wearing tennis shorts in sunny Southern Cal. Eat your hearts out
> guys. The snow shovel's in the garage.

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"MagisterMax" > wrote in message
news:l6J8j.495$wy2.229@edtnps90...
> Have you thought of doing road tests for a living, Pat? You might have to
> learn to lose the arousals but they'd make interesting reading. Now I'm
> not sure I dare test drive a CTS...I quit smoking a long time ago and
> don't want to have to start again. :-))


Trust me - I tolerate no tobacco products or tobacco users. That was a
joke.
--
Paddy's Pig

PS - I hope nobody was offended by my descriptive account.