Christine....?

No, Bill.

Wrong, as always.

Wrong year.

Wrong colour.

Wrong model.

Wrong number of doors.

Wrong body accent stripe.

Wrong colour AND material of body accent stripe.

Wrong roofline.

Wrong hubcaps.

Wrong steering wheel.

Wrong rear-view mirror.

Wrong side-view mirrors.

Wrong emblemage.

Wrong trim(s).

Wrong interior.

I could go on, but I'll stop at 13 'cuz it's one of my lucky numbers, and
I just like the look of it on the page.

I will say that I just gotta admire someone who can, with just ONE single
word, make a bare minimum of 13 mistakes. That just has to be some sort of
bizarre record.

Perhaps you'll make it into the Guinness Book yet.

Good to see you more like your old self again -- making a bigger and
bigger fool out of yourself every time you open your flap.

It's a shame no-one sees your posts; they're getting really humourous
again.

We really should send you an IHOP Gift Certificate for a nice steaming
plate of 1962 Cheater Slick Waffles with used 10W30 Syrup.

Thanks for the great laugh, Bill. Your such a hoot when you're just being
your true, foolish wussy self and not pretending to be some kind of tough
guy, and it's *so* much more entertaining than your re-re-re-re-recycled
Spew & Spam.

Can't wait for the next show!


Yer bud,


SW



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Don't worry; it only seems perverted the first time.