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"Mike Rocket J. Squirrel Elliott" et> wrote in message >...
> Shaggie wrote: > > WE must remove evil men from power so that > > we can continue to live in a free world where we are > > not afraid to look out our window so that my nine > > year old son won't grow up in a world where he feels > > that if he just "closes" that blinds the atrocities > > in he world won't affect him. > > > > "YOU MUST NEVER BE AFRAID TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT! EVEN > > IF YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALONE!" > > And shout a lot, apparently. > > (I know I am going to regret this.) > > <Dons asbestos underpants> > > "But Daddy -- I don't think he has any big guns or anything . . . what > about that awful Mr. Green next door to him? We know he hates us and he > is building some really big guns! And that loony little guy over the > fence behind our house? He hates darn near everyone and already has big > guns and kills his family and friends, too" > > "Never mind about them, son. This guy has me ****ed off. You don't **** > guys like me off, because we like to swagger and act cocky. > > "No, we're gonna get this guy and I'll tell you how. > > "First, you lie to everyone to try to get them to help. Lying is okay if > you are sure that you are right. What you could do is tell everyone a > big lie that the bad man is collecting really big guns and is planning > to come into their houses and kill them, too. Just get everyone really > scared, because you have to protect yourself by doing whatever it takes > to hurt him! > > "Second, don't worry about hurting him before he hurts us. It's an okay > thing to do -- why, just last week at Mae's Cafe the guy sitting next to > me looked like he was thinking about hitting me so I hit him first. I > had to protect myself! > > "Third, if you're making these decisions, this makes you very important. > So you should be careful. A lot of his family members and some of the > other neighbors will not agree that you have any business in the bad > man's house, so they are going to fight you even after you capture him. > It will be very dangerous, and many will be killed, So the smart thing > to do is send in the people you lied to to do the work for you. So son: > here's your gun -- go get him. Daddy will be waiting here at home." Think about this- you can be drafted or join the Armed Forces at 18 but you can't vote till you are 21, hmmm, nice plan. |
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