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[OT] Another one for Kidd
I read this one today and immediately thought of Jan and Kidd:
Florida Girls... Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Florida girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and hot meals on the table every night. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day...most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper. |
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Neil wrote:
> > I read this one today and immediately thought of Jan and Kidd: > > Florida Girls... > > Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new > wives duties. > The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told > his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed > done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day > he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. > > The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he had given > his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the > cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the > next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes > were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. > > The third man had married a Florida girl. He boasted that he told her that > her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, > laundry done and hot meals on the table every night. He said the first day > he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the > third day...most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out > of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, > and telephone a landscaper. HAHAHAHAHAHAH that's about right Jan |
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>I read this one today and immediately thought of Jan and Kidd:
> >Florida Girls... > >Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new >wives duties. >The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told >his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed >done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day >he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. > >The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he had given >his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the >cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the >next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes >were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. > >The third man had married a Florida girl. He boasted that he told her that >her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, >laundry done and hot meals on the table every night. He said the first day >he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the >third day...most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out >of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, >and telephone a landscaper. BINGO! Damn, that's good! LOL Good job Neil. Kidd What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale starts out "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale starts with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this ****..." |
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"Neil" > wrote in message
news:1097850725.wmPhw9RGwn0qk6PFMOtMcg@teranews... > > I read this one today and immediately thought of Jan and Kidd: > > Florida Girls... > > .........snip > > ...................I grew up with those Florida girls and my response was to marry a woman from Syracuse. :-) |
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>..................I grew up with those Florida girls and my response was to >marry a woman from Syracuse. > > *DIES* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Kidd What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale starts out "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale starts with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this ****..." |
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