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GUIDE TO SURFING IN AUSTRALIA
Be Safe in the Surf
Australian beaches are magic - they're clean and big and free ... but they can also be very dangerous. Here are some basic precautions to help you enjoy your time at the beach: Do: · Swim on patrolled beaches, between the red and yellow flags · Comply with the directions of lifesavers · Watch children constantly when they're in the water · Take plenty of fresh drinking water to the beach · Protect yourself from the sun · Remain calm; if you get into trouble in the water, don't panic. Raise your arm for help, float and wait for assistance · Float with a current or undertow. Stay calm. Signal for help and wait for assistance. http://full-travel-review.blogspot.com/ |
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GUIDE TO SURFING IN AUSTRALIA
"Moci Arane" > wrote
IFYPFY! Be Safe in the Surf Australian beaches are magic - they're clean and big and free ... but they can also be very dangerous. Here are some basic precautions to help you enjoy your time at the beach: Do: · Swim on patrolled beaches, between the red and yellow flags. · When stung by box jellyfish, remain calm while you go into convulsions. The lifegaurd probably has the antidote. · If you find yourself in the jaws of a shark, punch it the nose repeatedly until it lets go. · If you find yourself in the jaws of a salt water crocodile, gouging its eyes out is your only option. How long can you hold your breath? · Floating with the undertow is stupid. Swim perpendicular to it and you'll spend less time in the shark infested waters. · If the water isn't fenced in to protect you from sharks, box jelly fish, salt water crocodiles, and the rip currents that feed you to them, you're a ****ing idiot for being in the water in the first place. G'day! --Tedward |
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GUIDE TO SURFING IN AUSTRALIA
On Jul 26, 12:02 pm, "Edward M. Kennedy" > wrote:
> "Moci Arane" > wrote > > IFYPFY! > > Be Safe in the Surf > > Australian beaches are magic - they're clean and big and free ... but > they can also be very dangerous. Here are some basic precautions to > help you enjoy your time at the beach: > > Do: > · Swim on patrolled beaches, between the red and yellow flags. > · When stung by box jellyfish, remain calm while you go into > convulsions. The lifegaurd probably has the antidote. > · If you find yourself in the jaws of a shark, punch it the > nose repeatedly until it lets go. > · If you find yourself in the jaws of a salt water crocodile, > gouging its eyes out is your only option. How long can you > hold your breath? > · Floating with the undertow is stupid. Swim perpendicular to > it and you'll spend less time in the shark infested waters. > · If the water isn't fenced in to protect you from sharks, box > jelly fish, salt water crocodiles, and the rip currents that > feed you to them, you're a ****ing idiot for being in the > water in the first place. > > G'day! > > --Tedward Gin Bloosom Kennedy can swim? Mary Jo says Oh No! |
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