1997 SC2 Completely Dead, No Power, Not Dead Battery

I am (was) driving a 1997 SaturnWhen I went out t start my car today
everything was normal until i tried to start the car. I used the remote to
unlock the car as normal, and when I put the key in the ignition and turned
it to the first position, I got the normal chime. But as soon as I trired to
actually start the car, everything went dead, the chime, interior lights, and
even the stereo, completely dark. I tired taking the key out and trying again
to no avail. I even tried taking the transmission out of park and into
neutral, still no luck. I tired a combination of things and nothing seemed to
bring the car back from the dead. There was no sign of clicking from the
starter, and nothing as far as the engine even trying to turn over, there was
absolutely no electrical power. After a few minutes, I noticed there was a
clicking noise coming from what seemed to be the rear passenger side of the
car, but when I further investigated it, I couldnt seem to find exactly where
it was coming from. I live in the mountains, about 2 hours from the closest
repair facility of any kind, any quick fixes to get the car going again, and
to a shop would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance, Jeremy.