Parking Kharma

Partitioning is for geeks. It makes things disorganised and doesn't
increase speed whatsoever. SEPERATE PHYSICAL DISKS can increase
speed, swapfile on one, files on another, system on another, etc.

Oh and mine is all accessible immediately unlike your hotchpotch pile
of disks.

On Fri, 5 Jan 2007 13:01:42 -0800, "L.W. \(Bill\) Hughes III"
> wrote:

> You don't even have it partitioned for speed!
> And as you saw I have way more than that recorded.
> God Bless America, Bill O|||||||O
http://www.billhughes.com/
>
>"Peter Hucker" > wrote in message
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>> Far too small. Try this:
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Old Amos, aged 90, went to see the doctor with a problem.
"It's me new prospective wife, doc. She's a young woman and wants children. She says we can't be wed unless I has a sperm count. She reckons I might be firing blanks."
The doctor is scathing. "A sperm count at your age? A waste of time, Amos."
But Amos insists so the doctor gives him a little screw-top bottle. "You know what to do with that, Amos. Bring it to me tomorrow."
Amos returns to the surgery the following morning looking a little crestfallen and places the bottle on the doctor's desk. It is empty.
"I told you it was waste of time," said the doctor.
Amos nodded glumly. "I gets home and tries with me left hand and me right hand. So I asks the home help to lend a hand. She tried with her left hand and with her right hand, with her teeth in and her teeth out. The widow next door didn't have no luck, neither -- none of us can get the top off that bloody bottle."
A couple of weeks later the doctor tells Amos that the result of the sperm test was borderline. "If I were you, Amos, in fairness to your future wife, you really ought to get a lodger. Do you understand what I mean?"
Amos agrees that he understands perfectly. He returns to the surgery six months later looking pleased with himself. "My wife's doctor has just confirmed that she's pregnant," he announced.
The doctor is delighted. "So you took my advice about getting a lodger?"
"Oh, I did that, doc. She's pregnant, too."